How hot was it?
1. It is so hot outside, I saw a chicken lay an omelet!
2. It is so hot outside, I saw two trees fighting over a dog!
3. It is so hot outside, my sweat is sweating!
4. It is so hot outside, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it!
5. It is so hot outside, I saw a funeral procession at Dairy Queen!
6. It is so hot outside, the ice cream truck melted!
7. It is so hot outside, I saw a bird using oven mitts to pull a worm out of the ground!
8. It is so hot outside, I saw a squirrel fanning its nuts!
9. It is so hot outside, my shadow needs a shade!
10. It is so hot outside, the cows are giving evaporated milk!
