How cold was it?
- It’s so cold that I saw a penguin booking a one-way flight to the tropics.
- It’s so cold that my coffee complained about being iced without consent.
- It’s so cold that I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.
- It’s so cold that my shadow gave up and went into hibernation.
- It’s so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
- It’s so cold that I chipped a tooth on my soup.
- It’s so cold that I’m wearing two pairs of pajamas: one inside out.
- It’s so cold that I saw a snowball trying to roll back into the freezer.
- It’s so cold that my car complained about having frostbite.
- It’s so cold that I saw an iceberg checking into a tropical resort.
