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It is so cold outside…

By January 17, 2024No Comments
Iceberg

How cold was it?

  1. It’s so cold that I saw a penguin booking a one-way flight to the tropics.
  2. It’s so cold that my coffee complained about being iced without consent.
  3. It’s so cold that I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.
  4. It’s so cold that my shadow gave up and went into hibernation.
  5. It’s so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
  6. It’s so cold that I chipped a tooth on my soup.
  7. It’s so cold that I’m wearing two pairs of pajamas: one inside out.
  8. It’s so cold that I saw a snowball trying to roll back into the freezer.
  9. It’s so cold that my car complained about having frostbite.
  10. It’s so cold that I saw an iceberg checking into a tropical resort.