Step right up, it’s a hell of a deal!
A leader for purchase—what’s your appeal?
Policies? Promises? Those are for fools,
We deal in power, we deal in jewels.
A bid from the bankers, a check from the tech,
A whisper from oil keeps laws in check.
The highest bidder, the top of the tier,
Gets tax cuts, loopholes, and silence sincere.
Who wants a tariff? Who needs a war?
Just swipe your card, we’ll open the door.
A billion in crypto? A yacht on the bay?
This office is yours—just Venmo away.
Oh, look at the rubes, they still think they choose,
Lining up proudly, prepared to lose.
They cast their ballots, they cheer, they pray,
While power just chuckles, “Same shit, new day.”
The flag still waves, the anthem plays,
The sales go on in a million ways.
So step on up—don’t whimper, don’t wail,
This Democracy™ is still for sale.
